Gossip now /then

Paris: You must promise not to tell anyone, but …

Mexico: You won’t believe what I just heard …

ADD YOUR GOSSIP:

Paris: Did you hear that when Jean went into the bakery this morning, he found scraps of lingerie in the baguette dough and the night-shift assistant was gone?

Mexico: Did you hear that a big ship landed, and someone said it was full of pale, hairy men in metal hats?

NOW: It’s no longer who’s sleeping with whom, but who got Covid or a knee replacement.