Paris: You must promise not to tell anyone, but …
Mexico: You won’t believe what I just heard …
ADD YOUR GOSSIP:
Paris: Did you hear that when Jean went into the bakery this morning, he found scraps of lingerie in the baguette dough and the night-shift assistant was gone?
Mexico: Did you hear that a big ship landed, and someone said it was full of pale, hairy men in metal hats?
NOW: It’s no longer who’s sleeping with whom, but who got Covid or a knee replacement.
Also: "Did you see who took too many tomatoes from the food distribution site?"
Beautiful!!!