Review 'stop signs' for curmudgeons and feminists
When the description in a review lets you know absolutely positively that you don't want to watch, read, eat, or come anywhere near the item reviewed. Here are some of those gathered phrases.
teenagers hatch a harebrained plan to steal a bag of diamonds
Seth Rogan
pushes cringe-comedy to new heights
As the bodies mount
heartwarming
violent, amoral, toxic-macho thriller
strictly for devotees of degrading pranks and public humiliation
Princess Diana
terminally-ill teenager-in-love
as the bodies mount
combines outrageously bad taste, well-worn genre tropes and stylized, spectacular violence
Campbell’s® Condensed Cream of Mushroom
a Mercedes-Benz that has been equipped to shoot harpoon-like projectiles
[The heroes] join their neurotic co-workers on Thanksgiving night to prepare for the Black Friday onslaught at a big-box toy store, they have no idea that alien zombies are overtaking the human race. Once the carnage ...
the maddeningly complicated plot
zombie (exception for The Last of US)
based on a video game (exception for The Last of US)
reveals/explores the true nature of ...
Two psychopaths target a young woman
hilarity ensues
precocious child
exaggerated versions of themselves navigating millennial life
Christmas
Free spirited
testosterone-fueled thriller
and turn off immediately: anything that opens with the semi-naked body of a female corpse
That’s so funny, I assumed you were a guy all this time, my bad I suppose! Good to chat, Terry!
Agreed! Thanks Terry. Sometimes it is hard to know what a man means when he uses the word feminist, so my mistrust flared its (not so ugly) head. I only engage with feminist men, actually, and have said that on a dating app, haha.